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“Our life is like a puzzle, until the whole puzzle is fixed together, you cannot get the true picture”

BISHOP MIKE OKONKWO.

 

A young woman went to a spiritualist to pray for her so that she can get married. After all spiritual acrobatics. The spiritualist told her to go home and wait for her husband. He ask her to do one week fasting and praying. Her prayer as he said should start by 12 midnight and that she should make sure that she had all her light switched off, naked and also leave her door wide open as the angel that distributes husband will visit her so as to ascertain the best man for her. The mumu girl obeyed.

On the first, second and third night she did her prayers nothing happened. But on the fourth night something dramatic happened. A heavy wind blew and disturbed the peace of every light object in her room. That made her believe that an angel has come. Suddenly she started noticing a hand running all over her body.  ‘Angel is that you’ she asked. ‘Yes ‘answered the man. ‘Which angel are you’ she asked again. (Silence). She started calling out all the names of angels she knows. (Silence again). She asked again are you the angel that visited Virgin Mary and Elizabeth her sister? The man answered strongly. ‘Yes yes yes ‘.  ‘Then you are angel Gabriel now’ says the lady. The man answered ‘okey I didn’t know that is my name’. The lady caught him by the arm, switched on the light to reveal the spiritualist. ‘Omor’ you can guess what happened next.

Ladies out there, always rely on God at all times. Desperation can only lead you into trouble.

 

julietsc Administrator
Juliet Nnadozie is a peace advocate, a character moulder, and a home builder. She is also a script writer, a movie director, producer, editor and an actress. She is the CEO Passions Global Media; an outfit that is into talent hunt and childrens drama productions.
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julietsc Administrator
Juliet Nnadozie is a peace advocate, a character moulder, and a home builder. She is also a script writer, a movie director, producer, editor and an actress. She is the CEO Passions Global Media; an outfit that is into talent hunt and childrens drama productions.

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Entertainment

Quotes and jokes.

“Our life is like a puzzle, until the whole puzzle is fixed together, you cannot get the true picture”

BISHOP MIKE OKONKWO.

 

A young woman went to a spiritualist to pray for her so that she can get married. After all spiritual acrobatics. The spiritualist told her to go home and wait for her husband. He ask her to do one week fasting and praying. Her prayer as he said should start by 12 midnight and that she should make sure that she had all her light switched off, naked and also leave her door wide open as the angel that distributes husband will visit her so as to ascertain the best man for her. The mumu girl obeyed.

On the first, second and third night she did her prayers nothing happened. But on the fourth night something dramatic happened. A heavy wind blew and disturbed the peace of every light object in her room. That made her believe that an angel has come. Suddenly she started noticing a hand running all over her body.  ‘Angel is that you’ she asked. ‘Yes ‘answered the man. ‘Which angel are you’ she asked again. (Silence). She started calling out all the names of angels she knows. (Silence again). She asked again are you the angel that visited Virgin Mary and Elizabeth her sister? The man answered strongly. ‘Yes yes yes ‘.  ‘Then you are angel Gabriel now’ says the lady. The man answered ‘okey I didn’t know that is my name’. The lady caught him by the arm, switched on the light to reveal the spiritualist. ‘Omor’ you can guess what happened next.

Ladies out there, always rely on God at all times. Desperation can only lead you into trouble.

 

julietsc Administrator
Juliet Nnadozie is a peace advocate, a character moulder, and a home builder. She is also a script writer, a movie director, producer, editor and an actress. She is the CEO Passions Global Media; an outfit that is into talent hunt and childrens drama productions.
×
julietsc Administrator
Juliet Nnadozie is a peace advocate, a character moulder, and a home builder. She is also a script writer, a movie director, producer, editor and an actress. She is the CEO Passions Global Media; an outfit that is into talent hunt and childrens drama productions.

Comments (3)

  1. Thank you for the good writeup. It in fact was a amusement account it.

    Look advanced to far added agreeable from you! By the way, how can we communicate?

  2. I do consider all the ideas you have introduced
    in your post. They are really convincing and can certainly work.

    Still, the posts are very brief for novices. May just you please lengthen them a bit from subsequent time?
    Thank you for the post. http://www.fourkrestaurant.com/

Comment here